Apr 01 2009
Madonna’s Adoption Application
I read that Madonna wants to adopt another child. This started me wondering how things would proceed if she went through the American adoption process, say in New York State.
Would she answer the door wearing her bra and corset replete with garters outside her cashmere sweater and skirt set? Would the case worker flip through the coffee table copy of “Truth or Dare” while waiting for the potential father figure to meet them in a pink and black livingroom?
Would “Like a Virgin” be playing on a 50 inch flat screen T.V. when the case worker shows up for an unscheduled visit? Who will the male influence be during that visit? A famous sports figure? A movie mogul? I bet it would be a famous politician artfully dodging the press–daring to be caught.
What would Madonna list as her present religion on the application form? Where would the family home be located? I’m thinking it wouldn’t be on some peaceful farm country out west. What would Madonna list as her hobbies, next to industrial shopping? I heard her once confess that’s her daughter’s favorite activity.
Honestly, I write all of this in fun and wish all of them the very best–especially the children.
Yes, this is a subject near and dear to my heart. Not Madonna, that is…but the adoption aspect. Chances are were she applying to adopt here as Madonna, but minus her celebrity status, she would be denied in a New York minute. But, fame changes everything…unfortunately.
I’ve been blogging and watching this myself. I hope it does work out for the kids and they do find happiness.
Hilarious! Keep it up! I have wondered, having spent some time in Kenya, why the father of the child Madonna was negotiating to adopt said he wants to raise the child himself. This is not very Kenyan, but bargaining for a better deal is. Not a bad ritual in Kenya. I’m not going to respond anymore because my eyesite is too poor to read these jumbled words.