Feb 04 2009
HOW DID THEY GET THAT PHOTO OF MY STOMACH ON AOL’S HOMEPAGE?
The photographer must have been hiding in my bathroom closet when I weighed myself this morning. Oh well, I’ve decided I have to go on a lifetime diet. Now that I’m older, everything I look at turns to fat. Whether it’s a picture of a Friendly’s hot fudge sundae or a glazed elephant ear from Dunkin’ Donuts, when I view it, I gain at least two pounds.
What you finally learn at my age is that diets do work, as long as you stick to them forever. This information is hard come by because I love to eat and I love to eat anything with sugar in it. That’a a serious problem for someone who has to lose weight and keep it off for the rest of their life.
So far, the only thing I can come up with is salad, salad and more salad for breakfast, lunch and dinner–no wait–no breakfast! No white food, no bread, no dessert, no creamy soups (the only good kind) and no alcohol. Can life be worth living?
I… would have to at least keep the alcohol to quit all of those others…
What’s the point of going on? It’s terrible. I thought Disney did a disservice to society. It’s really the FDA and food producers.