Dec 19 2008
NCAA Team Scandal
I overheard that some college basketball team members are in trouble for using drugs. This is very unsettling first of all, because it’s a college team. See what happens when you don’t show up for class? That’s what started this whole thing. They apparently didn’t learn the dangers of drug use or how their brains get fried when they smoke dope. O.K., so maybe they were using pills. The players apparently didn’t examine their brain sample tissue under the lab microscope after downing a few of those.
I thought these guys wanted to be healthy. By skipping anatomy and bio chemistry 101 to shoot baskets (?) they missed seeing what steroids did to their livers. I’m not even a jock and I’m afraid to touch that stuff.
Hey players, here’s a tip. Eat lots of protein, go easy on dairy and lay off stuff that’s going to get you kicked off the team and out of school.